A Debate Thought or Two

Ever wonder what the candidates would look like with their wives hair?  So fetch.

I like Mitt's tie.  Well that wraps up all the nice things I have to say about him.

Wipe that condescending smile off your face, Governer.

Al Qaeda...no, no, no, Russia...I take that back, Al Qaeda...no wait...MONEY!

"The 1980's are now calling asking for their foreign policy back".

Mr Romney how do you feel about ______ issue?  What day of the week is it?  Oh, okay, it's Monday then this is where I stand but don't quote me on that come Friday.

MOOOOOMMMMMYYY!!! He's attacking me!  I swear I haven't been doing to him every other debate.

Hold up traffic, are they actually agreeing on something?

The President has gotten better looking since the first debate.

Is Mitt's face made of plastic?  Why does he look so creepy all the time?

What decade is Romney living in?

There is no such thing as an apology tour.

Romney failed math.

"I think Governer Romeny maybe hasn't spent enough time looking at how our military works.  You mention the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916.  Well Governer, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our militarys changed.  We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them.  We have these ships that go under water, nuclear submarines, the question is not a game of battleship where we're counting ships it's what are our capabilities..." 

The President

One final note:  if I have to hear another Romney lover ask why everyone is still talking about the Bush Administration...I'm going to punch-a-size yo face for free through my computer screen.  Obama can't move forward and make the changes we need as a counry, if he's spent the last four years filling the crater sized hole that George Bush so graciously dug and left for him.

#MittIsFullOfShit

#MittNeedsToQuit

#MittSmellsLikeShit

#MittIsNotLegit

I could go on.