Eff, Marry, Kill

This reminds me of the movie Stepbrother's when Dale, during an interview with Brennen says to his interviewer, "Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.  You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Probably one of the funniest lines in the movie.

In keeping with funny, I've chosen three men who I consider some of the funniest actors today.   So to play along, you have to choose one to eff, one to marry and one to kill.

 Adam Sandler

Owen Wilson 

 Will Ferrell

This was such a hard decision for me because they are too funny and don't deserve an axing.  I would definitely have to choose Owen Wilson to eff...the blonde hair, the blue eyes...yeah, I would.  I would marry Adam Sandler because he seems like such a family man.  It saddens me deeply to say that I would have to kill Will Ferrell.  He's so funny but he's not attractive enough to eff nor do I think he would be great hubby material for me.

What would you choose?



  1. I agree with you completely on your pics today

  2. Oh yea, I def have to agree with you. owen Wilson seems to be a party boy and would be fun but I would def marry Adam Sandler..Hmm, Will doesn't do it for me at all, but he is so funny; maybe I'll keep him as a friend, lol.

  3. hardest decision of my LIFE!! haha. eff will (i can just picture that being funny. and he has the cutest daughter ever. those curls!!), marry adam... i dont think i could ever get sick of him. and kill owen. his voice annoys me :(

    GREAT picks!!

  4. Oh gosh! I'd marry Owen for sure. I love him. I think I'd eff Will and kill Adam. That's a tough decision though!!

  5. I would fuck Owen Wilson because HELLO. OBVIOUSLY.


    Marry Will Ferrell and make him quote Anchorman and Talledega Nights movies so much that he would probably just end up killing himself.


  6. i have to disagree, kill adam instead lol..i would however eff owen wilson any day :)

  7. I agree with all of your choices!

  8. i agree with you! whoever said Adam Sandler isnt doing anything with his career (up there) is wrong-- several movies!! and he's funny!

  9. This is the best blog post EVER.

    Fuck - Owen

    Marry - Will

    Kill - Adam (no question about it)

    The best looking one is Owen, although he's not really that attractive. I'd marry Will for his money and because I think he's the funniest man on the planet. I'd Kill Adam because I. CANT. STAND. HIM.

  10. If those were the choices... yeah I would have to have the logged in the same order!

    Just hopped on over from Everyday Blog Hops, this post made me smile so signed up on GFC, looking forward to reading some more, especially the running ones as i have just started back myself!

    Lynsey (http://lynseythemotherduck.blogspot.com and http://therunmummyrunmumma.blogspot.com)

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  12. This is really hard. The only one I'm really attracted to is Adam Sandler, he is like my dream hubby and I think he'd be a lot of fun in the bedroom. Owen seems like he'd be a lot of fun too and he seems like he would be very sweet and caring. Will Farrell is very funny, but I think if I married him he would really get on my nerves after a while. So, I can't really answer this question, lol.

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    Thanks, this is a very funny post.


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