Things That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

By now, we've all heard the news about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries.  Shocking! 

I mean, come on, we all knew their marriage would dissolve at some point but 72 days?!

Here is Kim's statement:
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”


Apparently, Kris was "blindsided" by Kim's filing.

I also read that Kim was sick of Kris "mooching" from her.  But honestly, she married the guy when the NBA was still (and still is) in a lockout, which happens to be longer than their marriage.  What do you expect?  Also, isn't marriage about "what's mine is yours and yours is mine"? 

What a joke.  Seriously, this may be why the divorce rate in our country is so high.

Here are a bunch of things that have lasted longer than their marriage:
  • Pamela Anderson's marriage to Kid Rock.
  • The trick or treating line at Casey Anthony's house.
  • The cheese in my refrigerator.
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphrie's engagement.
  • Dale's fart in Stepbrothers.
  • Their wedding special on E! (I guess E! named the special right because afterall, Kim was really only wanted a wedding, not a marriage).
  • The life span of a fruit fly or a sea monkey.
  • Lindsay Lohan's line of coke.
  • Kim Kardashian's soon to be divorce special.
  • Taylor Swift's acceptance speech before Kanye interrupted her.
  • The urination scene from Austin Power's.
  • The STD's floating around the Jersey Shore.
  • Kim Kardashian's sex tape.
  • O.J. Simpson murder trial
  • Tim Pawlenty's 2012 Presidential campaign.
  • Rebecca Black's singing career.
  • Khloe's ambition to get the skinnies.
The only person to put Kimmy to shame is good, old Britney Spears.  Remember her 55 hours marriage?

**Note: idea for this post was taken from a morning radio show in my area....the things they came up were hilarious and made me giggle, hard.  Some of these are listed above.


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